Tuesday 8 August 2017

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To get you in the mood for Caribbean Carnival day on Saturday, here's our top 12 pirate jokes....

What’s a pirate’s favourite racecourse? Redcaaaaaaaar!

What horse did the pirate back? Shergaaaaaar!

What did the pirate drink at the races? Red Rum

What do you call a pirate going to the races? Piracy

Which football team do pirates support? Aaaaaarsenal.

Who’s a pirate’s favourite Star Wars character? Aaaaar-2-D-2.

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.

How much is a pirate willing to pay to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.

What are the only notes a pirate can sing? The High C’s.

Why should you never take a pea from a pirate? Because he becomes irate.

What shivers at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck

Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spent years stuck at C.

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